Morning Rituals Enthusiast Pillows

'Be with you in a sec guys...Just need my first slug of latte!'

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

French Early Bird

"Great coffee, Carole."

Alarmistclock

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business man sees himself as a shark

1,572 Performances.

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

So Far So Good

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Waking Up With Rooster.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"It's time to wake up!"

'Household water use'

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'