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Howie unwittingly gets up on the wrong side of the bed.

"Until I've had my coffee, I'm only capable of talking about coffee."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'This has got to be a Monday.'

Bob Smith: Asking For It

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

'Good morning, breakfast.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'I made you coffee.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Rise and shine

"He's not himself until that first cup of coffee."

Daily Promise...

Breakfast of Champions

Panic of waking up.

"I love waking up at the crack of dawn!"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Sunrise

"Oh, well. . . Guess I'll have to throw out the coffee I made for her, since I don't drink the stuff!"

Dan woke up with really bad bedhead.

"Coffee doesn't get me out of bed in the morning. I need a direct short from a defibrillator."

A tired rabbit wearing a dressing gown and slippers

George was not a morning person.

"Frere Jacques, dormez vous?"

*Chirrup* - 'Ah, the dawn chorus. Nature's gentle awakening.' - *Chirrup* - 'Gah! Let me sleep, vermin!'

Suddenly it 'dawned' on him!

'It's time to get up? -- Where do you get your information?'

A severe case of getting up on the wrong side of bed...

'Oh-oh -- the Cap'n got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!'

'Who gets the decaf?'

'Good morning!'

'I woke up early and listened to the dawn duet.'

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

Morning stretch.