Quiet Mornings T-Shirts

'For Mervyn, Mornings Were A Time Of Quiet Introspection'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Hush puppy.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Getting through the week.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

Waking Up With Rooster.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

The best relationships are silent.

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

"So, you're staying in then?"

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'