Quiet Nights T-Shirts

'If I want to listen to music in otherwise total silence I'll have a night in with Geoff.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Hush puppy.

Pyjama party

"There goes our early night."

The best relationships are silent.

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Night Life: L.A.

PJ Parties

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"So, you're staying in then?"

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

'Late night with Norm Klosterman'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

Free Little Library

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

The John Cage Carollers

Bill's never been a team player.

A retired man relaxing by fishing.

'He doesn't have a fever. I just needed some quiet.'

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Tonight's special - the violin player is home with the flu.

Silent Night.

'It's a shocker - he was caught having a quiet night in with a mug of Horlicks.'

"I thought we were having a quiet night in?"