Quiet Nights T-Shirts

'If I want to listen to music in otherwise total silence I'll have a night in with Geoff.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Hush puppy.

Pyjama party

"There goes our early night."

The best relationships are silent.

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Night Life: L.A.

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

PJ Parties

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"So, you're staying in then?"

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

'Late night with Norm Klosterman'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

Free Little Library

The John Cage Carollers

Bill's never been a team player.

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

A retired man relaxing by fishing.

'He doesn't have a fever. I just needed some quiet.'

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Rabbit with novelty slippers.

Tonight's special - the violin player is home with the flu.

Silent Night.

'It's a shocker - he was caught having a quiet night in with a mug of Horlicks.'

Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap. If that's the neighbor's dog, I'm not here.