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"So, you're staying in then?"

'It's a shocker - he was caught having a quiet night in with a mug of Horlicks.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Hush puppy.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Pyjama party

"There goes our early night."

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

The best relationships are silent.

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PJ Parties

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'Late night with Norm Klosterman'

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

'I hope when we're older we'll be able to communicate without even speaking words.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

Early morning...later that night.

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

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"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

Bill's never been a team player.

"One for you, one for me, and one for the gnats that will be joining us shortly."

'He doesn't have a fever. I just needed some quiet.'