Quiet Living T-Shirts

"You know your father...anything for a quiet life"

"I don't suppose social distancing makes much difference to you Ron. People have been avoiding you like the plague for years!"

Noise Abatement Society

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

She required plenty of personal space.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Confucius say: shut up.

"So, you're staying in then?"

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

Dog Owner.

Free Little Library

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Bill's never been a team player.

There once was a person who planted a seed

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Card night for introverts.

A retired man relaxing by fishing.

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

Taggers rest retirement village

'He doesn't have a fever. I just needed some quiet.'

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."

'Peace at last.'

'If I want to listen to music in otherwise total silence I'll have a night in with Geoff.'

Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'

'It's a shocker - he was caught having a quiet night in with a mug of Horlicks.'

Another sleepy one town horse.

Noise abatement society - Hush.