Quiet Environments T-Shirts

'I just can't get to sleep! The baby isn't crying, the neighbors are quiet, the bathroom faucets are fixed, there isn't any traffic in the street...'

Hush puppy.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

James decided to stay in that night.

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"So, you're staying in then?"

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Free Little Library

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Bill's never been a team player.

There once was a person who planted a seed

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Make America Quiet

Man's aching body makes all the noise in the library.

'He doesn't have a fever. I just needed some quiet.'

"Shh, too much racket."

A retired man relaxing by fishing.

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"Actually I say a lot of things. I just don't think people listen."

Card night for introverts.

Extrovert vs. Introvert in Lockdown

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."