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'I just can't get to sleep! The baby isn't crying, the neighbors are quiet, the bathroom faucets are fixed, there isn't any traffic in the street...'

Hush puppy.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

James decided to stay in that night.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"So, you're staying in then?"

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

Free Little Library

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Bill's never been a team player.

There once was a person who planted a seed

Make America Quiet

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

'He doesn't have a fever. I just needed some quiet.'

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

"Shh, too much racket."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"Actually I say a lot of things. I just don't think people listen."

Man's aching body makes all the noise in the library.

Card night for introverts.

A retired man relaxing by fishing.

Extrovert vs. Introvert in Lockdown

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."

'It's a shocker - he was caught having a quiet night in with a mug of Horlicks.'