Quietness T-Shirts

Noise abatement society - Hush.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Hush puppy.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Crowded Ice Fishing

She required plenty of personal space.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

The best relationships are silent.

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

Trappist talk show.

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Confucius say: shut up.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

Large Print Librarian.

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"Can you hit the mute button on him? I'm trying to watch TV."

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

The Theatre of Mime.

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

Free Little Library

It's so quiet here, now that the goldfish is gone.