Quietness Mugs

Noise abatement society - Hush.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Hush puppy.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

She required plenty of personal space.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

The best relationships are silent.

Trappist talk show.

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Confucius say: shut up.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Large Print Librarian.

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"Can you hit the mute button on him? I'm trying to watch TV."

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

"This is sheer bloody mindfulness."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

The Theatre of Mime.