Silence T-Shirts

Trappist talk show.

The John Cage Carollers

'Would you mind putting your party on vibrate!?'

"Silence is pretty extreme - can we just take a vow of whispering?"

Library: Silence

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"Tree, would you please inform rock I'm not talking to him today."

'The word from upstairs is that you're in serious danger of excommunication if you don't stop yelling 'Hey, Abbot!''

Music Hater.

Noise abatement society - Hush.

Stress Relief - Knock Quietly.

Large Print Librarian.

Noise Pollution

Trappist Monkeys.

"...please switch off all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches..."

The Theatre of Mime.

How to appear more interesting.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Monk's Muffler Shoppe.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'Silent type, eh?'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Cat got your tongue?"

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Confucius say: shut up.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

"People used to be more considerate."

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"