Silence Gifts

Trappist talk show.

The John Cage Carollers

'Would you mind putting your party on vibrate!?'

"Silence is pretty extreme - can we just take a vow of whispering?"

Library: Silence

If a mime is alone in a forest and a tree falls on him...does it make a sound?

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"Tree, would you please inform rock I'm not talking to him today."

FE. I understand they're librarians. SHH.

It's so quiet here now that the goldfish is gone.

'The word from upstairs is that you're in serious danger of excommunication if you don't stop yelling 'Hey, Abbot!''

Music Hater.

Noise abatement society - Hush.

Stress Relief - Knock Quietly.

Large Print Librarian.

Noise Pollution

Trappist Monkeys.

"...please switch off all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches..."

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

The Theatre of Mime.

How to appear more interesting.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Monk's Muffler Shoppe.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'Silent type, eh?'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Cat got your tongue?"

Confucius say: shut up.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Busy thoughts of people at a silent retreat.

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'