Silence Appreciation Gifts

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Trappist talk show.

'I'm Bored'

"Cat got your tongue?"

Amongst the rush.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

Large Print Librarian.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

The Theatre of Mime.

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

Footprints on Island.

The John Cage Carollers

Quiet Please: Examination in Progress

If a mime is alone in a forest and a tree falls on him...does it make a sound?

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

'The word from upstairs is that you're in serious danger of excommunication if you don't stop yelling 'Hey, Abbot!''

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Stress Relief - Knock Quietly.

How to appear more interesting.

"I only wish this was the final notice."

FE. I understand they're librarians. SHH.

Make America Quiet

Silent Night.