Art Of Silence Enthusiast Gifts

'He can't help being a mime -- he was sentenced to 500 hours of community service.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Trappist talk show.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

"Let's not discuss it."

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

How to appear more interesting.

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

A young man creating an awkward silence

Mime artist in library.

'A street mime without a license, eh? -- Okay, you get one free phone call.'

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

'If you can keep your trap shut, Furgis, you might be promoted to silent partner.'

The Organ Grinding Nuisance Pt. 2

Jester wanted. Mimes need not apply.

'Hurry this note to the abbot.'

"And then, there was nothing more to say."

"According to this, there's a cafe without muzak two streets away."

'I hate it when mimes get religion!'

"So far, open-mike night has not caught on."

"Silence is pretty extreme - can we just take a vow of whispering?"