"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"
Awkward Silence Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for the awkward silence expert in your life? Our collection captures the charm of those silences with witty, humorous, and relatable items. Find something that resonates with their unique sense of humor and love for those comedic pauses. Perfect for adding a touch of humor to everyday moments or as a fun conversation starter.
Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.
Hush puppy.
"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."
"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"
'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'
"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."
"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."
'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'
"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."
"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."
"Cat got your tongue?"
"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."
"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."
A close encounter of the awkward kind
'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'
Spinach Dating.
"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."
When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.
"Let's not discuss it."
"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."
"Michael. ... That's my sleazeball of an ex-husband's name."
"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."
'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'
'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'
"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"
Shy Man at Party
"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."
Lion Toupee
'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'
Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)
"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."
Free Little Library
The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause
"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."
Awkward Silence Aficionado Gifts Collection
Awkward Silence Aficionado Mugs
Discover mugs that celebrate the awkward silence aficionado’s unique sense of humor—great for everyday laughs around the coffee table.
Awkward Silence Aficionado Pillows
Explore pillows that bring humor and comfort together, ideal for those silent, funny moments at home.
Awkward Silence Aficionado Prints
Browse prints that capture the comedic charm of quiet interruptions—perfect for decorating a space that appreciates wit.
Awkward Silence Aficionado T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to the awkward silence lover in your life—perfect for making a witty statement wherever they go.