Silence Aficionado Gifts

'I think they should hold a one minute's silence.'

"According to this, there's a cafe without muzak two streets away."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

Crystal ball tells fortune teller: 'He's screwed.'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

The John Cage Carollers

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

Like Buttons

"We're not that kind of SWAT team, ma'am."

'His 'get-up-and-go' got up and went ages ago'

How to appear more interesting.

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

"Could you access your online dictionary for the definition of 'sayonara'?"

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

Boy scout saluting soldier.