Silence Admirer Gifts

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Cat got your tongue?"

The men of your dreams

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Major and minor keys

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

'Say when.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Please Do Not Pounce on Art

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

Make America Quiet

"I only wish this was the final notice."

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."

How to appear more interesting.

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

Mime Artist Begging Without Words

"Do you MIND?"

Medication: Take to Relieve Stress...

'Would you mind turning your radio down?'

A young man creating an awkward silence

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

'Such a HOMELY place!'

Fanfare for the Common Cold