Silence Aficionado Prints

'I think they should hold a one minute's silence.'

"According to this, there's a cafe without muzak two streets away."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

Crystal ball tells fortune teller: 'He's screwed.'

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

The John Cage Carollers

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"Hey, it's one of these solo yacht racers! Let's go and keep her company for a while..."

How to appear more interesting.

'His 'get-up-and-go' got up and went ages ago'

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

"Could you access your online dictionary for the definition of 'sayonara'?"

Boy scout saluting soldier.

Mime artist in library.