Silence Aficionados Prints

How to appear more interesting.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Hush puppy.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"Cat got your tongue?"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Let's try something new, Al. I'll say a word, then you remain mercifully silent for the rest of the hour.

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Speed Checked By Radar.

Free Little Library

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'Cuckoo!' (Silent Cuckoo in Monastery).

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

"Shh, too much racket."

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Library - Food For Thought.

Make America Quiet