Art Of Silence Enthusiast T-Shirts

'He can't help being a mime -- he was sentenced to 500 hours of community service.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Trappist talk show.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

"Let's not discuss it."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Abbey. Silent order.

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

How to appear more interesting.

Mime artist in library.

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

'A street mime without a license, eh? -- Okay, you get one free phone call.'

A young man creating an awkward silence

'If you can keep your trap shut, Furgis, you might be promoted to silent partner.'

The Organ Grinding Nuisance Pt. 2

Jester wanted. Mimes need not apply.

You're right - I can hear the desert!

"According to this, there's a cafe without muzak two streets away."

"So far, open-mike night has not caught on."

"And then, there was nothing more to say."

'Hurry this note to the abbot.'

'I hate it when mimes get religion!'

I don't know about you, but I've never felt so useless.