Sound Of Silence Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"So far, open-mike night has not caught on."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Cat and Broom

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

'I wish somebody would say something.'

Abbey. Silent order.

"e-Harley Hybrids"

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

How to appear more interesting.

Make America Quiet

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

A young man creating an awkward silence

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

Mime artist in library.

'If you can keep your trap shut, Furgis, you might be promoted to silent partner.'

You're right - I can hear the desert!

"According to this, there's a cafe without muzak two streets away."

"And then, there was nothing more to say."

I don't know about you, but I've never felt so useless.

'Hurry this note to the abbot.'

"Silence is pretty extreme - can we just take a vow of whispering?"