Sound Of Silence Enthusiasts Pillows

"So far, open-mike night has not caught on."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Cat and Broom

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'I wish somebody would say something.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"e-Harley Hybrids"

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

Make America Quiet

How to appear more interesting.

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

A young man creating an awkward silence

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

Mime artist in library.

'If you can keep your trap shut, Furgis, you might be promoted to silent partner.'

'Hurry this note to the abbot.'

"According to this, there's a cafe without muzak two streets away."

"And then, there was nothing more to say."

"Silence is pretty extreme - can we just take a vow of whispering?"

Silence Strictly Enforced.