Vow Of Silence Enthusiast Gifts

'Hurry this note to the abbot.'

Hush puppy.

"...until death do you a favor."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

Trappist talk show.

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.'

'Don't I get to read the small print?'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Free Little Library

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

"… in sickness and in health, with no chance of parole for 25 years?"

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

"Shh, too much racket."

"I now mispronounce you, Mon and wafe"