Vow Of Silence Enthusiast Prints

Abbey. Silent order.

'Hurry this note to the abbot.'

Hush puppy.

"...until death do you a favor."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

Trappist talk show.

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

'You have the right to remain silent.'

Free Little Library

'Don't I get to read the small print?'

"… in sickness and in health, with no chance of parole for 25 years?"

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"I'm sorry - till when do us part?"

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"