Silence Appreciation Pillows

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Trappist talk show.

'I'm Bored'

"Cat got your tongue?"

Amongst the rush.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

Large Print Librarian.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

The Theatre of Mime.

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

Footprints on Island.

The John Cage Carollers

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

Make America Quiet

"I only wish this was the final notice."

'The word from upstairs is that you're in serious danger of excommunication if you don't stop yelling 'Hey, Abbot!''

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Stress Relief - Knock Quietly.

How to appear more interesting.

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

Silent Night.