Awkward Silence Appreciator Pillows

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

A young man creating an awkward silence

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Cyber Dream

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

Amongst the rush.

Turtle Blind dates

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"Let's not discuss it."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Recession the plus side: embarrassing 'water cooler moments' less frequent.

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'Rick, could you take a seat somewhere else, please? For me to be seen with you is damaging to business!'

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

Desperate to break the ice, Bob and Lilly attempt 360s.

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

Al, why haven't you ever told me about the birds and the bees? Because I find ornithology and entomology even more embarrassing than sex.

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

"Suddenly I can't think of anything to chirp."