Awkward Silence Appreciator Prints

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

A young man creating an awkward silence

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Cyber Dream

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

Amongst the rush.

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"Let's not discuss it."

Recession the plus side: embarrassing 'water cooler moments' less frequent.

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

'Rick, could you take a seat somewhere else, please? For me to be seen with you is damaging to business!'

Desperate to break the ice, Bob and Lilly attempt 360s.

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

"Suddenly I can't think of anything to chirp."

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."