Silence Supporter Gifts

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Make America Quiet

Press freedom makes democracy.

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

'Silent type, eh?'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"Cat got your tongue?"

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'What a great leader! That's the best 'spend now, tax later' speech I've ever heard!'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Busy thoughts of people at a silent retreat.

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people

"People used to be more considerate."

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Large Print Librarian.

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

St. Lukes Silent Order

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

'I'm watching you.'

Old man in pub threatening the live band with CS gas

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

Free Little Library

A silenced protester

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'