Silence Lover Gifts

"I'd like $50 worth of total silence, please."

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

Quiet Please: Examination in Progress

"Do you MIND?"

You've reached the zen meditation center. Please leave your message at the sound of the silence.

'Such a HOMELY place!'

"I only wish this was the final notice."

Music Hater.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

She required plenty of personal space.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

'Silent type, eh?'

Relax.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"Cat got your tongue?"

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Confucius say: shut up.

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Weathervanes.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Beware of dog"

Busy thoughts of people at a silent retreat.

Life is change

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people