Silence Lover Mugs

"I'd like $50 worth of total silence, please."

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

"Do you MIND?"

'Such a HOMELY place!'

"I only wish this was the final notice."

Music Hater.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

She required plenty of personal space.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Silent type, eh?'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Relax.

"Cat got your tongue?"

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Confucius say: shut up.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"Beware of dog"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Weathervanes.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Life is change

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people

"People used to be more considerate."

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"Please hold my calls."

Large Print Librarian.

St. Lukes Silent Order

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'