Silent Suspense Lover Gifts

"Hmm...I don't like it - it's too quiet..."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

She required plenty of personal space.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Cat got your tongue?"

Confucius say: shut up.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

A Cow watching a horror movie.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Dinnertime already?"

'His mute button must be stuck.'

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

Thriller of the Week

Mime artist: "I hope he suffocate in there."

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

'Mom!!'

"I only wish this was the final notice."

The 'Vatican Idol' auditions begin.

Alfred Hitchcock

'I'll tell you what happened to the key if you promise not to laugh.'

"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."