Silent Suspense Lover Pillows

"Hmm...I don't like it - it's too quiet..."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

She required plenty of personal space.

"Cat got your tongue?"

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Confucius say: shut up.

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

A Cow watching a horror movie.

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

"Dinnertime already?"

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'His mute button must be stuck.'

'Bond is back...again...!'

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

Thriller of the Week

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

Mime artist: "I hope he suffocate in there."

'Mom!!'

Quiet Please: Examination in Progress

The Burtleys like to have beaches all to themselves.

The 'Vatican Idol' auditions begin.

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

"I only wish this was the final notice."

Alfred Hitchcock

'I'll tell you what happened to the key if you promise not to laugh.'

"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"