Suspense Lover Pillows

"Wait for it."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"I'm just putting in a second bathroom."

Thriller of the Week

Alfred Hitchcock

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Have a nice day at the office, dear. And don't come home unexpectedly."

A Cow watching a horror movie.

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'I'll tell you what happened to the key if you promise not to laugh.'

Woman's lover reading under the bed.

"Dinnertime already?"

"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Date Night

Monster Baseball

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Reading room

Janet Leigh

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

"Get ready."

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.