Suspense Lovers Pillows

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

...No time to call his wife, tell her he loved her. Or ask about the brake fluid stain on her blouse.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Monster Baseball

Date Night

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"We're here, Harry."

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Janet Leigh

Transylvanian Snails.

Giant Headless Horseman

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'Emotional blackmail.'

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Trick or treat surprise.