Mystery Lovers Pillows

"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Conspiracy Theories $10

'I foresee a nasty fall in your immediate future, but for twenty bucks I can give you a second opinion.'

'Emotional blackmail.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'It seems he really was trapped in a glass box.'

'Sorry we're late, we had trouble finding you.'

Darren, have you been shoplifting again?

A man running with two suitcases stuffed with bank notes.

"How did you ever find me?"

"I wish to report an attempted murder please."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the missing cocaine

"Can you see the crook?"

Quaker Mafia

Burglar Moving Co.

'There are evidently parts of his life we know nothing about...'

'It's an open and shut case.'

"Open and shut case, sir. The butler did it"

Vultures breaking into the county morgue.

'Let me see your lifelines!'

'Watson, are you also seeing a giant glowing dog, or am I still out of my tree on drugs?'

'Do these hovering black helicopters have anything to do with you?'

Now that their guests were gone, they could return underground.

'It appears the weapon used was a glue gun.'

'Hey, this is not exactly what I had in mind when I paid for this Mystery Tour...'

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

Are you the gentleman who called the police?

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

Prison In/Out

"He just sits there and stares at us. I don't know if he wants to be friends, or he's just taunting us. It tortures me not knowing."

"First you plead 'Not Guilty' and now you ask the court to believe the real culprit in your husband's death, was in fact, 'curiosity!'"

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."