Mystery Lovers Pillows

"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Conspiracy Theories $10

'I foresee a nasty fall in your immediate future, but for twenty bucks I can give you a second opinion.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'Emotional blackmail.'

"How did you ever find me?"

A man running with two suitcases stuffed with bank notes.

Darren, have you been shoplifting again?

"I wish to report an attempted murder please."

Quaker Mafia

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Sorry we're late, we had trouble finding you.'

Burglar Moving Co.

'It seems he really was trapped in a glass box.'

"Can you see the crook?"

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the missing cocaine

"Why are you wearing sunglasses at night?"

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'I have no idea what's going on here, but I suggest we all do as he says and get into the mudroom closet.'

'Let me see your lifelines!'

"Well, I could tell you exactly what I did in my last job. But then I'd have to eliminate you."

'There are evidently parts of his life we know nothing about...'

'Watson, are you also seeing a giant glowing dog, or am I still out of my tree on drugs?'

'Do these hovering black helicopters have anything to do with you?'

Now that their guests were gone, they could return underground.

'Hey, this is not exactly what I had in mind when I paid for this Mystery Tour...'

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

Are you the gentleman who called the police?

'It appears the weapon used was a glue gun.'

Vultures breaking into the county morgue.

"Open and shut case, sir. The butler did it"

'It's an open and shut case.'

"Okay, I get it! When your friend leaves the room, you stop talking, Ay?"