Mystery Enthusiasts Pillows

Rocky Road, Private Eye

'You're going to meet a tall, dark stranger.'

"Is there an alternate ending?"

'I suppose it's too late to ask to see some sort of identification?'

"Check with our legal people if we can publish a detective story in which the murderer turns out to be the author."

Kidnap victim is in truck of crash test car.

3 Guys Stealing

'I'm getting the feeling you want a refund. But why? Let me consult my ball...'

Are we in a recession?

Balloon Thrill Ride

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

"Tell me about yourself. I work mainly by extrapolation."

'The door is to your left, sir. That's a closet...'

"I thought we agreed I was the bad cop this week."

Discovery of Crime Waves.

"Mind if we have a word, Sir?"

'Criminal mastermind.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Black Forest Collectibles.

Chalk outlines.

'As you can see, we have bigfoot sightings all over our area...Folks, he's real! And he could be hiding right under our noses...'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

Department of Criminology

"The planning was meticulous, the execution was flawless. Henry would've got away with it, if he hadn't tried to claim the ice pick as an essential work expense.

"Boss, he's alive!"

"If it goes without saying, why all the insistence that I actually say it?"

"Where were you between five and six?"

"We'll have to stop meeting like this. Don't look now but I think the wifes hired a couple of private detectives."

'I think I'll get an early night - I've got metal theft fatigue.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Lou liked to use his 'fake footprint shoes'...

Police appeal for information whilst thugs appeal for silence.

Looks like he taunted the wrong guy.

'We COULD bust him for every non-forced illegal entry in the district...or is that just too darn easy?'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"