Mystery Enthusiast Pillows

"Was the coroner able to establish the cause of death constable?"

"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"

"Lady Fowler, how long has your husband been missing?"

The D.B Cooper mystery solved...

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

Thanksgiving Turkey Trial

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

"Oh-oh, we're in trouble!"

It was the break they had been waiting for: prints left behind at the scene of the crime.

"You're a good listener."

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

Detective with a magnifying glass.

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

"Here at Hazmat Acres we take pride in our beautiful mystery mounds."

'I had a pizza with extra sauce in the break room, but someone ate it. We're not leaving this room until I find out who it was.'

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.

Sherlock Holmes peering through giant magnifying glass.

"Something's fishy. I mean look at this place. How much do drug sniffers earn?"

Einstein Ponders the Mysteries of Space and Time

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

'You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,'

'I see a woman with a very large, round nose... Oh, wait, that's my reflection. Let me try that again.'

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'The shop that sells the stuff that other people have that makes you think I wonder where they got that?'

Man climbs to the mountaintop for answers where a mirror awaits.

Let's just say it's a labor dispute. I could tell you more, but then, once this is over, I'd have to kill you.

He became suspicious after noticing the crime scene had been tidied up.

'The water tried to kill us.'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"But Holmes how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?" "Alimentary my dear Watson."

'You took out a policy with us Tuesday morning and had a fire Tuesday afternoon...What was the delay?'

The day after the world didn't come to an end.

"Watson, there's something here that just doesn't fit."

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

Doubtful Man