Mystery Enthusiast Pillows

"Was the coroner able to establish the cause of death constable?"

"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"

"Lady Fowler, how long has your husband been missing?"

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The D.B Cooper mystery solved...

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

"Oh-oh, we're in trouble!"

It was the break they had been waiting for: prints left behind at the scene of the crime.

"You're a good listener."

"Here at Hazmat Acres we take pride in our beautiful mystery mounds."

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

Detective with a magnifying glass.

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

'I had a pizza with extra sauce in the break room, but someone ate it. We're not leaving this room until I find out who it was.'

Einstein Ponders the Mysteries of Space and Time

"Something's fishy. I mean look at this place. How much do drug sniffers earn?"

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

Sherlock Holmes peering through giant magnifying glass.

'You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,'

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.

"[Redacted]"

'The shop that sells the stuff that other people have that makes you think I wonder where they got that?'

Man climbs to the mountaintop for answers where a mirror awaits.

"But Holmes how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?" "Alimentary my dear Watson."

'You took out a policy with us Tuesday morning and had a fire Tuesday afternoon...What was the delay?'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

'The water tried to kill us.'

The day after the world didn't come to an end.

'Sorry I'm late, but I had trouble finding your office.'

Doubtful Man

He became suspicious after noticing the crime scene had been tidied up.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Let's just say it's a labor dispute. I could tell you more, but then, once this is over, I'd have to kill you.

"No, my memo isn't encrypted...the spell check broke."

'You're not going to lose a cent with the Bermuda Triangle Fund. Every dollar I've ever put into it is still there...somewhere.'