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'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

...No time to call his wife, tell her he loved her. Or ask about the brake fluid stain on her blouse.

Alfred Hitchcock

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Date Night

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

Monster Baseball

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"We're here, Harry."

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Giant Headless Horseman

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Transylvanian Snails.

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Janet Leigh

'Emotional blackmail.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Trick or treat surprise.

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

I, Scream.