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"Mind if we have a word, Sir?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"We're here, Harry."

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Janet Leigh

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'Emotional blackmail.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

I, Scream.

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'Hey, this is not exactly what I had in mind when I paid for this Mystery Tour...'

Nikolay Chernyshevsky

'Would YOU polish your shoes to such a high shine if you were planning suicide, Inspector?'

"Miss Garnet, get me everything we have on spontaneous generation."

I like a good whodunit.

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

"Dinnertime already?"

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

A Cow watching a horror movie.