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A flasher reveals he is a monster underneath his clothes.

'He likes to power nap.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'You complete me.'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

"Listen, Sweetie, try not to kill anyone at your new school or you will get expelled again, ok?"

I, Scream.

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Vampire Family Photos...

"Charles please! Not a slice and dice movie."

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

The Life Challenged Zombies.

Stormy Night

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

Skeleton rises from grave to take selfie

Frankenstein recharges after Halloween

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

A vampire sprinkles salt on a maiden's neck.