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Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'I won't marry you, Ed, but you may join my entourage.'

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Subway Thrillers

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"Better than Chekhov"

"The true story"

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

Cinema. I won't tell you what happens, but there's a great twist at the end.

False starts.

I've decided to become a mystery writer. "Dark clouds filled the horizon as two young lovers walked along the shore. As if sensing something was about to happen, seabirds cautiously circled around the couple. Suddenly and without warning, the young man reached inside his jacket and pulled out a large bag of pretzels and began to feed the birds." I'm very proud of that opening. The story has just started and it's already filled with twists and terns.

Litigious Bo Peep

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

'The vet did it.'

"Did you like that mystery book?"

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

"And to think we started as a book club."

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

"Spoiler alert!"

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

Little Red Riding Hoodie.

"What's your novel about?"

'That's a turn up for the book.'

'I'm warning you! I've got a water ballon here and I know how to use it!'

"After all these years keeping the books for us, it turns out you embezzled thousands? Why, mom?"

Moses had a hearing problem