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'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

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"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Don't fall for it! He's just trying to fatten you up for Thanksgiving!"

"Better than Chekhov"

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

False starts.

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

'The vet did it.'

"Did you like that mystery book?"

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

"What's your novel about?"

"Spoiler alert!"

'That's a turn up for the book.'

Little Red Riding Hoodie.

'I'm warning you! I've got a water ballon here and I know how to use it!'

"After all these years keeping the books for us, it turns out you embezzled thousands? Why, mom?"

'Who would have thought there was a market for it?'