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'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Subway Thrillers

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"Better than Chekhov"

"Don't fall for it! He's just trying to fatten you up for Thanksgiving!"

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

False starts.

Cinema. I won't tell you what happens, but there's a great twist at the end.

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I've decided to become a mystery writer. "Dark clouds filled the horizon as two young lovers walked along the shore. As if sensing something was about to happen, seabirds cautiously circled around the couple. Suddenly and without warning, the young man reached inside his jacket and pulled out a large bag of pretzels and began to feed the birds." I'm very proud of that opening. The story has just started and it's already filled with twists and terns.

Litigious Bo Peep

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

'The vet did it.'

Cineplex. Now Showing. It's a romantic comedy with zombies. Ah, a zoo-rom-com!

"Did you like that mystery book?"

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

"Spoiler alert!"

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

'That's a turn up for the book.'

"What's your novel about?"

Little Red Riding Hoodie.

'I'm warning you! I've got a water ballon here and I know how to use it!'

"After all these years keeping the books for us, it turns out you embezzled thousands? Why, mom?"

Good morning! I'm the vulture of happiness! Ray realizes it's going to be one of those days