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At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

Subway Thrillers

I've decided to become a mystery writer. "Dark clouds filled the horizon as two young lovers walked along the shore. As if sensing something was about to happen, seabirds cautiously circled around the couple. Suddenly and without warning, the young man reached inside his jacket and pulled out a large bag of pretzels and began to feed the birds." I'm very proud of that opening. The story has just started and it's already filled with twists and terns.

"Spoiler alert!"

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

'It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

Man buys a scarf from a man and then robs him.

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

10 commandments

"We need a plot twist."

"Don't fall for it! He's just trying to fatten you up for Thanksgiving!"

If Shakespeare were alive today

"Better than Chekhov"

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"The true story"

He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

Litigious Bo Peep

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Mid-list Author Magazine

Cinema. I won't tell you what happens, but there's a great twist at the end.

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

'I like the lust,greed and sex - it's just the integrity that bothers me.'