Plot Twist Aficionado Mugs

Subway Thrillers

"Spoiler alert!"

'It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

Man buys a scarf from a man and then robs him.

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

10 commandments

If Shakespeare were alive today

"Don't fall for it! He's just trying to fatten you up for Thanksgiving!"

"We need a plot twist."

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"Better than Chekhov"

"The true story"

He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Mid-list Author Magazine

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

"Did you like that mystery book?"

'I like the lust,greed and sex - it's just the integrity that bothers me.'

Goldilocks and the Three Little Pigs

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

'The vet did it.'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."