Story Twist Aficionado Mugs

Litigious Bo Peep

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Subway Thrillers

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"Better than Chekhov"

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

'Alas irrefutable confirmation.'

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

"The true story"

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

I've decided to become a mystery writer. "Dark clouds filled the horizon as two young lovers walked along the shore. As if sensing something was about to happen, seabirds cautiously circled around the couple. Suddenly and without warning, the young man reached inside his jacket and pulled out a large bag of pretzels and began to feed the birds." I'm very proud of that opening. The story has just started and it's already filled with twists and terns.

Cinema. I won't tell you what happens, but there's a great twist at the end.

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

"Did you like that mystery book?"

'The vet did it.'

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

Noah's dove returns with a plunger.

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

Under Noah's Ark

"Spoiler alert!"

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

'That's a turn up for the book.'

Little Red Riding Hoodie.

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."