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"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Subway Thrillers

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"Better than Chekhov"

"The true story"

'Alas irrefutable confirmation.'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

"I think he must have had a death wish"

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"Did you like that mystery book?"

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

'The vet did it.'

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

Under Noah's Ark

'That's a turn up for the book.'

Little Red Riding Hoodie.

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

"Spoiler alert!"