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"The true story"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Swan Fairy Tales

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

The Fourth Little Pig

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Are you made of sugar?'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The tooth fairy.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Mouse Princess

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"What the hell took so long?"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

7 Dwarves of Retirement