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Why don't we wait until we know each other better before I tell you how I got the name 'Humpty'.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Upper West Side Story

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Long Johns Silver."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"The true story"

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"No, let down your hair!"

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

Robin Hood.

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

Ugly sisters

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder