Story Twist Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I'm warning you! I've got a water ballon here and I know how to use it!'

Beggar

'The vet did it.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Audio Books

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Subway Thrillers

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

Proceedings of the club

"It's post-gingerbread."

Meet the pop-up author.

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"No, I want a story I already know all the words to."

'Alas irrefutable confirmation.'

"The true story"

"Better than Chekhov"

'Gramma, can you help with my homework?'

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

"The bunny, …. May we assume that's you?"

"I think he must have had a death wish"