Story Twist Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm warning you! I've got a water ballon here and I know how to use it!'

Beggar

'The vet did it.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Audio Books

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Subway Thrillers

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

Proceedings of the club

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

Meet the pop-up author.

"It's post-gingerbread."

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'Alas irrefutable confirmation.'

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

"No, I want a story I already know all the words to."

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"The true story"

"Better than Chekhov"

'Gramma, can you help with my homework?'

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

"The bunny, …. May we assume that's you?"

"Good lord, we found the queen!"

Litigious Bo Peep