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"After all these years keeping the books for us, it turns out you embezzled thousands? Why, mom?"

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

'I was wrong, your mother doesn't hate me.'

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"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"Better than Chekhov"

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

Diet Sugar House.

'What are you implying?'

False starts.

'The vet did it.'

"Did you like that mystery book?"

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

"Velcro!"

"Spoiler alert!"

'That's a turn up for the book.'

"What's your novel about?"

'I'm warning you! I've got a water ballon here and I know how to use it!'

Moses had a hearing problem

'I won't marry you, Ed, but you may join my entourage.'